Hamish Burton

A bitchass stick that is covered in acne from head to toe, tries using cream but it doesn't work. Scared of anyone bigger than him, meaning that he is scared of every single fucking person.

Person 1: Bruh, your a covered in acne. I might as well call you Hamish Burton.
Person 2: Damn thats a little rude, you can't talk though. You look as skinny as him!
Person 1: Ouch.

by Thicc Dad 69 August 26, 2019

National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

Dirty Hamish

when a man puts his index finger in an anus at the pub

Oh man, I was at the Oxford and got dirty hamished

by booze poos May 5, 2020

Hamish & Andy

Australian comedy duo capable of providing high volumes of entertainment. Should really be the "Hamish Show, supported by Megan Gale's boyfriend".

"Did you see Hamish & Andy on Rove?"

"Ummm... I saw Hamish and he was funny as shit.. but come to think of it there was some other lanky guy there".

by Gtrain123 August 23, 2008

Hamish R

He kinda like 😤😳🫣🫠🤫😎🤪😇😉😮 💨👩 🎤, you hear me? Real “goofy ahh” kinda thing going on. Acting like a backwards mechanic and always florting with ‘em. Supreme

Hamish R as in haver of your mother

by Haver of bitches June 29, 2022

Hamish West

largest GYATT! in the universe. He is simply the Dutch Destroyer.

Hamish West: yo some jews caught me jerking my shi... with cum dripping down my leg
Mitchell: Thats hype asl cuh

by Mitchell Chen Xin Ching Chon October 4, 2023

hamish

A person that gets relly angry

A)Oh F**k this i'm going to punch your f**king head in.
B)Man your chucking a Hamish!

by Emily & Emily November 14, 2007