paris hilton

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.

Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.

by Doozy December 9, 2008

Paris Hiltons

Female correctional facilities in California.

That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.

by dougless May 23, 2007

Paris Hilton

The only person whose nude fakes are real

Person 1: See these nude fakes of Paris Hilton?

Person 2: You idiot, those are real!

by Reason user September 26, 2008

Halfon [half on]

Half of an erection.

Not quite full wood, but kind of there.

"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"

by Austin Walker December 31, 2008

paris hilton

whore; low life byotch

person 1: man that girl is such a paris hilton!

Person 2: i know, i herd she did it with 8 men this month alone!

by sara-fantastic March 29, 2009

paris hilton

a slut

paris hilton is a slut

by funnycunt28 September 15, 2009

Helton

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

by S to the amantha July 7, 2008