haley spaulding

haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt

oh hey looks its haley spaulding
oh ive heard shes retarded
yeah you’d be right

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 2, 2023

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Hailey’s girlfriend

Hailey’s girlfriends name is hope they are perfect together sure they most likely fight once in a wile but the are perfect together

Hailey’s girlfriend loves her

by mia rei November 25, 2021

Haney's

The hair on the back of one's neck leading to buy before their back hair.

"Man my Haney's are wolfing."

"I have to get to the barber to trim my Haney's"

"Make sure you get my Haney's"

by Earl Mantis May 15, 2024

Hailey's Joy

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.

John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!

by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025