Hitchcock

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

by Naileded Guy April 29, 2020

Hitchcock

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

by crazyman holla July 2, 2020

hatecock

A middle aged soccer mom who recently discovered her insatiable love for the female vagina.

“Yeah did you hear about Beckah? She’s totally a hatecock now!”

by Thomas5211 November 4, 2023

Hitchcock and scully

The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts

“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”

by Mystinkybutt December 18, 2023

Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

by Cheesehfhhfjfh October 11, 2021

Oliver Hitchcock

A stupid fool who thinks he’s bad

“I really dislike an Oliver Hitchcock, he thinks he’s so cool and he just isn’t”

by i watch porn and eat corn April 1, 2023

alfritch hitcock

when you scare someone then hit them in the dick .

gave him the ol alfritch hitcock

by deadflowers November 16, 2024