mexican hairless

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President (Kamala Harris) as she often stand at the podium and spews crap out of her mouth while lifting her skirt yelling look I'm Hairless.

Look it's Kamala Hairless, she has no bush.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Isak Hairless

One of natures greatest feats. A being solely build up with awesomeness, jawline and most importantly... No hair

Person 1: Duuuude look over there! Theres a bald man
Person 2: Omg dude, that's ISAK HAIRLESS! THE UPGRADED VERSION OF THE GREAT ISAK!
Person 1: Bro what ☠️

by King Edelred the Great May 23, 2023