Slag Haggler

A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"

"My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler!

by Loora and Juicy May 25, 2007

higgleton

A smaller stature person resembling a penguin in some regards and will work for any amount of money, regardless of how strenuous the labor.

Guy 1: Man that's dude's a straight higgleton

Guy 2: How's that?

Guy 1: I gave him five dollars to mow my 5 acre lawn and he's doing it

Guy 2: Wow

by Snapper Moore July 2, 2010

haggle

v. t.&i. To vigorously rub ones scrotum up and down or across the face of one's partner.

My chode was itchy so I gave her a good haggling.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

haggle

when someone keeps botherin u

damn girl, quit hagglin me!!

by DTP September 15, 2004

Haggle

Slang for Weed.. back before weed prices were pretty much standard $25/50 - $30-60. You would haggle over what you were willing to pay for a bag. Hence the term. It is used when referring to weed over the phone.

(ring)(ring)...Hello, Yoh, what's up? Yougot any haggle man?

by Mike Poopstick February 2, 2005

haggledy-baggledy

The stupor of being on debauchery.

Jim was (haggledy-baggledy) as he was buying everything he could grab in the grocery store.

by Oakster007 June 3, 2009

Hagglebass

Untrue, false, complete and utter bull scat. Used as an expression for calling BS.

Ricky: You know I kicked your tail at tennis last night.

Kyle: Yeah, until I owned you with a tennis ball to the eye socket, which since you couldn't continue made me winner by default.

Ricky: HAGGLEBASS!

by phiya March 16, 2011