Habanero

A name to call someone when you think they are extremely hot.

Mich: Damn, that Vixen is one habanero!
Melixen: I heard she thinks you're a grape.
Mich: Well that just sucks...

by Melixen May 10, 2009

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.

-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.

by Spyridon June 30, 2018

creamy habaneroist

A follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from Cafe Mexicali in Fort Collins. These devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. Way better than Jesus.

A Creamy Habaneroist, inserts "One Nation under Creamy habanero" into the pledge of allegiance.

by Benjam! February 22, 2008

Reverse-Habanero

Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.

Hey mate.. you just reverse-habaneroed yourself!

by Gohikeacanyon February 25, 2020

Honey Habanero

The most disgusting whiskey ever produced. Drank only by skinny men with bacne and unusually deep voices.

Did you see slim drinking that waypoint honey habanero?

by BenjaminDover March 28, 2020