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Gwyneth Paltrow

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The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...
"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."
by -Tazer- September 11, 2007
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Ligit the weirdest person ever. She loves Gravity Falls, and totally isn't obsessed or anything. She is extremely intellectual and artsy. At first she may seem like an introvert but she will eventually open up to be a very social and socially-awkward butterfly. She may not be the prettiest but you should just give her a chance.
Gwyneth would never create her own definition and make her sound amazing.
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Gwynith is a beautiful person, who is smart, kind, and unique. She may be a little self-centered at times, but it's all good once you get to know her. She is usually highly comedic and can't take things seriously too often. She tends to have dark hair and dark, yet calming and beautiful, eyes. She can lighten up someone's day in a snap. The only downside is that she tends to be self-conscious and depressed. Also she tends to be a very bad liar, which could come in handy for you if you ever meet a Gwynith.
Friend: hey do you know that amazingly talented and funny girl?
Me: oh you mean Gwynith?
Friend: that's the one!
by Child Snacher September 12, 2019
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A girl called Gwyneth is one of the most amazing people you will meet. She’s beautiful and popular, and is usually sporty.

If you are good friends with a Gwyneth, she is loyal and won’t tell your secrets.

A Gwyneth’s bad side is how she gets distracted easily.
(random person 1) So, what’s your girlfriend called?
(random person 2) Gwyneth
(random person 1) Wow! Keep her forever!
by quaranTEEN :) April 12, 2020
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the most beautiful girl. she will be your best friend but you will still fall for her. she is a little dark and likes demons and black but everyone loves it. she will have many friends but only 2 besties one will be like her and love demons and dragons but the other will will love unicorns and pink. she will be strong and good at art and have great handwriting. her eyes melt the background and her smile fills then room with light. she is funny and caring and kind. she will automatically have people who can't stop crushing over her but she will only fall for one girl. so if you ever meet a Gwyneth don't loose her because she's the best.
I love Gwyneth
by lesbianlovee February 20, 2021
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A great friend that can help you with anything. A person that will give you an honest answer to any question you give her. A friend you can trust from the start.
Gwyneth is a great friend to have in your life.
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Gwyneth Paltrow

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She's an actress and a total different breed... She named her children Apple and Moses for whatever reason and she made candles that smell like her vagina and her orgasm. Coming back to the acting, she had better roles when she was younger but the movies were not it to be honest.
Everyone thinks she's very good looking which I personally don't get.. I guess it's cause she's blonde and skinny and that's a beauty standard

Oh and latest news: she beat up a guy and then skied away
Q: Who's that woman with the weird candles?
A: Gwyneth Paltrow
by Tonyswh0re3000 August 5, 2021
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