Gummy Bear Sundae

When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.

Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly

by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019

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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

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The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.

Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.

How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea

by b*tchbetterhavemahmoney March 10, 2016