A tactic used by men to acknowledge and call attention to an attractive female, while appearing to find them disgusting or unclassy. It is usually employed around the guy's female significant other, or female friends, or even superiors so that he may admit to noticing a certain feature of the woman without his company passing judgement upon him. The guy will mention the feature in a sour tone, denoting how 'slutty' or 'skimpy' or 'huge' that feature might be. The man will often tend to rant about the aspect to clearly establish his distaste for it. Often followed up with a reassuring compliment to the woman / women around him.
"Honey, did you see that woman that just walked past us?"
"What, the one with the obvious boob job?"
"You can tell?"
"Please! Those things went from here to Friday. They were way too firm and high for breasts that size... Clearly not natural. Don't ever think about doing that to your body, babe. You're beautiful."
"Aww... You're so sweet~!"
"Have you seen Mark lately?"
"He's always hanging out with the chicks in his course, right?"
"Yeah! And his girlfriend doesn't seem to give a damn."
"That's Mark... He settles her anytime she brings those girls up. He's a real master of guyception."
"What, the one with the obvious boob job?"
"You can tell?"
"Please! Those things went from here to Friday. They were way too firm and high for breasts that size... Clearly not natural. Don't ever think about doing that to your body, babe. You're beautiful."
"Aww... You're so sweet~!"
"Have you seen Mark lately?"
"He's always hanging out with the chicks in his course, right?"
"Yeah! And his girlfriend doesn't seem to give a damn."
"That's Mark... He settles her anytime she brings those girls up. He's a real master of guyception."
by BigHarv January 9, 2009
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If you want change in you life you have to meet a gülperi
If you want change in you life you have to meet a gülperi
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Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”
Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”
His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”
His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021
Get the off your gullet mug.(Gulging, to gulge) The sound your throat makes when something is too deep the said object is restricting air passage. After a gag the last bit of air to pass said object before you puke is know as a gulge sound.
IE; during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress.
IE; during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress.
during the jumbo freezie eating competition, I managed to fit damn near half the freezie down my throat before I started to gulge.
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress
Last night I got the best blowjob. The chick gulged herself to tears, before throwing up all over my parents new memory foam mattress
by CNDbeaverfever April 11, 2014
Get the gulge mug.A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.
GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007
Get the Guile! GULLET! mug.Can be used to describe the highlight of your life.
Such as: "what a gulsen!", "This is an absolute gulsen experience", ..
Such as: "what a gulsen!", "This is an absolute gulsen experience", ..
by Mr Eccles April 24, 2007
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