Guyception

A tactic used by men to acknowledge and call attention to an attractive female, while appearing to find them disgusting or unclassy. It is usually employed around the guy's female significant other, or female friends, or even superiors so that he may admit to noticing a certain feature of the woman without his company passing judgement upon him. The guy will mention the feature in a sour tone, denoting how 'slutty' or 'skimpy' or 'huge' that feature might be. The man will often tend to rant about the aspect to clearly establish his distaste for it. Often followed up with a reassuring compliment to the woman / women around him.

"Honey, did you see that woman that just walked past us?"
"What, the one with the obvious boob job?"
"You can tell?"
"Please! Those things went from here to Friday. They were way too firm and high for breasts that size... Clearly not natural. Don't ever think about doing that to your body, babe. You're beautiful."
"Aww... You're so sweet~!"

"Have you seen Mark lately?"
"He's always hanging out with the chicks in his course, right?"
"Yeah! And his girlfriend doesn't seem to give a damn."
"That's Mark... He settles her anytime she brings those girls up. He's a real master of guyception."

by BigHarv January 9, 2009

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gayception

What Leonardo DiCaprio Turned to when He accepted the fact that he ain't Ever Getting an Oscar.

Leo starred in 'Gayception'.

by TBN_Creeper December 24, 2013

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Gaycepting

An open mindedness and respect shown towards members of the LGBT community.

I've been out of the closet for years now but I've never been to such a gaycepting party! That was amazing!

by ChrisP415 February 15, 2017

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Gifception

When someone does your inside joke gif in real-life, perplexing the mind so much you think you just viewed a GIF.

****(referred to as GIF in sentences)****

1. Using a GIF so much that it becomes part of your daily life
2. Using a GIF so much you can no longer think of the proper way to do a thumbs up
3. Using a GIF so much you become the GIF
4. Give a fellow man the "GIF"t of a GIF that breaks barriers beyond any measure of mankind
5. When one becomes so immersed in GIFs that they become a form of communication, making words completely useless -> we refer to this as GIF-lish
6. #MAGGA -> make American GIFs great again
7. "It's GIF o'clock somewher, time for a brew"
8. "Hey Honey, wanna GIF tonight?"
9. "Imma need you to GIF me advice"
10. "GIF her the......"
11. All of the aforementioned line items take you to an presence of being in Gifception

by Zahdam July 14, 2017

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