Gudang Garam

A brand of clove cigarettes, also known as kreteks. Even though its lesser know than Djarum, its better. Leaves a sweet taste on your lips. Sometimes it can be hard to find this brand, mostly only sold at tobacco shops.

Boring normal cigarette smoking person: dude your cigarette smells weird. Are you smoking weed or something?
Cool indie kretek smoking kid: no you idiot. Its Gudang Garam

by Graatjie December 27, 2008

gudwa

Gudwa means gay

woh dekh gudwa

by gudwa May 3, 2010

Gura Gura

A person of Indian origin who wears a turban is entitled looks funny and reaks.

Fuck...earlier today, some Gura Gura cut me off.

by Pageet Singh September 28, 2023

Yotam guarantee

(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.

Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"

by señor mo July 17, 2023

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

sumikko gurashi

Fat balls of cuteness

Everyone in school is crazy with Sumikko gurashi

by Itoshiis January 17, 2018

Guaranteed TD

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."

"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.

by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005