Gubernotorious

To be or close to being the Notorious governor of Maine, or someone who knows how windmills work and can run his/her government with eyes closed and drunk as fuck.

Hi my name is Spose. I'm your new gubernotorious governor, which means I can run this damn state blind. BUT we must make sure that Maine day is on 4/20, which I think the weedists will agree it is the perfect holiday! If you don't like me, die!

by sposefan October 31, 2014

guberknuckle

A lump at the tip of a penis , usually from peeing in a leather Cheerio , also known as jimmers disease

Jimmy peed in that chicks butt, and he got a guberknuckle

by Big wheelie April 2, 2019

Güber

An idiot Über driver

That Güber driver did not know where the fuck he was going

by DoeB January 2, 2016

gabez

A slang term used in various parts of Oxfordshire, England. It is primarily used to describe an individual that solicits and tries to instigate sexual conduct with those below the national age for it to be legal.

It is also used, though less commonly, to describe somebody that is computer savvy to an almost obsessive level - often never leaving their workstation unless it's to replenish their stocks of food/drink or use the toilet.

"Pedo!! Grab your pitchforks!"

by English Association of Language and Grammar (EALG) March 9, 2004

gubernatorial

having to do with the government position of governor.

The 2004 gubernatorial race was going to be close.

by Autolycos September 17, 2003

Guber

A stage in a man's life when he acts in a way which other's would usually find embarrassing. This can include such acts as answering the mailman in your underwear or long boring inquiries into common sense tasks that lead to long meaningless stories.

I dropped by Frank's house to get my textbook and while he ran to get it, saw his dad frying sausage and eggs wearing nothing but his underwear. What a guber!

by imwithid April 4, 2009

gubernataculosis

ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)

Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis.

by weeZy August 12, 2002