Groupert

A collection (or group) of Ruperts.

You've heard of a flock of sheep and a herd of cows, but have you heard of a groupert of Ruperts?

by alex_s_28 May 25, 2019

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

grouger

The grandma version of a couger

Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.

by jon.o August 29, 2009

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

Grouped On

When a group of individuals turns one member into the object of ridicule

Cole was in Hitler mode. As a result, he was left at Denny's. He was grouped on.

by moneylongproductions July 7, 2014

gromper

A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.

"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."

"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"

by My'vatn May 14, 2017

Groove grouter

1. A male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole.

2. A male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole.

Barbara:  Herb was so crap in bed. He needs a map to find his way around down there. He acted like a plumber.

Bonnie:  God, I hate groove grouters, they are so clumsy!

by Saulty Wordsmiths March 30, 2010