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An act of kindness with an aim to get something in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or to gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.

May be seen as sneaky or sly by some under the context of romantic involvement, but is used often to get to know people better for this purpose - A little white lie to save possible rejection, also known as playing it safe.
Craig was grooming the newly met woman at the bar in the hope of getting her phone number, becoming better friends under that pretense to gain romantic involvement with her.
by Thoughtful Lynx December 28, 2005
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grooming call

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When a person text',calls,sends an e-mail,etc to you randomly for nonessentail expressions of concern,support,and or love.
"I haven't heard from him,but yesteday he gave me a grooming call"
by alexcram October 19, 2008
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child grooming

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WE got miss Zoe Laverne aka child rapist grooming her 13-year-old friend

Child grooming- Grooming is used by ADULTS that are involved in building trust with a child and the adults around a child in an effort to gain access to and time alone with her/him aka THE CHILD which is ZOE LAVERNE.
My friend- Hey, did you hear that Zoe Laverne groomed her 13-year-old friend? Isn't that called child grooming
Me- YEA it is, she needs to be put in prison!
by I AIN'T NEVER SEEN 2 PRETTY BF December 2, 2020
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grooming the growler

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To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.
The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.
by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008
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grooming

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-Omg did you know what Tony Lopez did?
-Yeah he manipulated a minor into skeeping with him
-Isn’t that called grooming?
-Yep
by mangoavocado February 1, 2021
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Buzz Groomington

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A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.
Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.

Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.

Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!
by Big Dog S August 24, 2010
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This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.
As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.
by lkaw January 12, 2007
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