bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males

1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries

by Venetian December 28, 2008

Unload Some Groceries

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.

Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.

by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010

making groceries

Going to the store to buy some food for the house.

Me and the wife are making groceries tonight.

by historyfixer April 8, 2006

eat groceries

To eat the pussy or booty out. Usually done by a male/female.

I love them fresh eat groceries.

by Lil shawn June 7, 2016

i'd bag her groceries

It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".

by monkey lover0 March 16, 2011

carrying the groceries

Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.

Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Gotta eat the booty like groceries

Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.

I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries

by Trinidadrain. May 21, 2015