A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
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Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
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An extremely ugly person. Someone that resembles a gremlin, troll, goblin, ogre, gnome, and/or some type of hideous mythical creature.
Friend 1: Eww he's so ugly. He looks like a damn troll.
Friend 2: Yea He's got the face of a grenum.
Friend 2: Yea He's got the face of a grenum.
by Mz LuShiOuZ April 20, 2009
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by eltonjolt May 22, 2006
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Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.
S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..
by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009
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This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004
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