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Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
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Glendale Screwjob

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.
Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.
by 817chuck December 7, 2009
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gardendale

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...
"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"
by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008
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greenday

Slang for a day containing alot of green bud where you would just sit around taking bong hits, and hanging around.
by bloodbanx.com January 23, 2005
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Alex Greenwald

Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.
Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."
by awesssssssssome January 19, 2009
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Glendale Az

The seedy armpit suburb of Phoenix, the sprawled out metropolitan area of strip malls and people from Chicago and Minnesota.
I'm moving to Glendale az to die a lonely death
by Designs_by_alexander December 20, 2016
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greenday

for a bunch of "fans" you could all at least spell the band name right. See Green Day, not Greenday.
Also, a green day is when you do nothing but sit around and smoke weed. It is also the (mispelled) name of a great band, that has been around since teh eighties.
Its green day, not greenday.
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