Gestapo

Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.

I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.

by joeyjoeymc December 11, 2011

Corporate Gestapo

HR

Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!

by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

Booze Gestapo

The Booze Gestapo is a body of people with the authority to walk around camp sites and other places were people are sleeping over and check that nobody is drinking alcohol. They are known for being "to the book" people who like to crash party's. They get a fix out of doing this.

Booze Gestapo agent David Smith: "you are misusing the system!"
Me: no David, the system is misusing you!

by Dutch Ross August 16, 2009

gistapo kick

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.

i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.

by wade February 3, 2005

Taco Gestapo

When a woman cock blocks another woman. She can put up a "beaver dam" to stop flirtation. Taco gestapo can also be used as a noun.

"Me and this guy were totally hitting it off, but Sarah just had to come over and taco gestapo me!"

by sadwilli August 7, 2014

gestapo tab

Coined to define the ‘for you’ tab on Twitter, which has a constant feed of right wing political views.

Hey have you clicked the Gestapo tab today, they’re saying their going to start taxing air…

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Gostpos

- (noun) a physical sensation of both sweating and shivering all over the body due to immense anxiousness

- (verb) sweating and shivering at the same time from fear; unsure anxiety

Most commonly felt on unexposed parts of the body, gostpos (gaust-pause) is a sudden unsettling shiver down one's spine as if a ghost passed through one's body; accompanied with sweaty palms and/or legs, both clothed and unclothed.

Synonyms/Related Words: Anxiety, anxious, goosebumps, nervous

(noun)
Person 1: "Are you okay? You're shivering and.. sweating like crazy!"
Person 2: "I'm in a state of gostpos right now and I really need something to calm myself down, please."

(verb)

"I'm shivering so much, it's like I'm (gostpos)ing right now!"

by Pseudoephedrinenimity January 13, 2024