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A person who looks crazy and deformed. Mostly used towards people whos names are also a water company.
Get over here u lil goonie!
Goonie by uhoriah July 30, 2023
One who is gooned too, in the sense of goonsesh.
Man, I had a rather large goon session last night and my goonie was your mum
Goonie by MyPseudonymWithAY March 26, 2025

goonie boon 

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.
While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.
goonie boon by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

Goonie Movement 

A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.

See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck
Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?

Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.
Goonie Movement by goon1enation September 25, 2012

Goonie Adventure 

to experience a series of many nonsensical/random obstacles to complete a simple task, usually involving booby traps, deformed mutants(as opposed to the non deformed kind), and fat children.
Who knew my trip to the store would turn out to be a goonie adventure.
Goonie Adventure by Catobleepus January 6, 2009

goonie boo 

The person you love to hang with!
Friend
Peeps
BFFL
goonie boo by Samantha G. (SRG) February 6, 2008