Googly-eyes

Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.

Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.

by Whetboy November 16, 2022

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

google-eyed

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

by buggy June 25, 2007

googily eyes

Eyes which are capable of looking up and down at the same time. Most notably seen on niggazoids or any black person who is under the influence of crack or any other cheap and hallucinatory drug they can steal or get their dirty hands on.

Look at those googily eyes on that niggazoid sitting in the corner shootin that crack!

by 207 boyz July 7, 2008

googley eyes

EYES THAT WOBBLE. DEY GO *WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIDE SLIIIDE*

wobble slide googley eyes SLIIIIIIDE

by WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIIDE February 6, 2014

Google-eyed

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

google-eyes

Google-Eyes is about the psyche of Google.

- He found it on google, believes it, I would say he has google-eyes.
- He found it on the web it is googlize.
- Google-eyes microsoft.
- User in china can view the internet via google-eyes.

by Douwe de Jong April 2, 2006