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googlekrazer

a person who commits themselves to an online battle of wits over a social networking site and uses references from google to validate arguments. This frenzy can last well over an hour and causes the persons involved to become transfixed.
In a status update, a post making a well informed opinion with cited google sources, is instantly and abruptly fact checked and volleyed back to the original author.This causes the original author to reply , so the battle of wits goes back and fourth indefinitely. The winner can be determined by the number of total likes and or positive feedback they receive on their comments. I am a googlekrazer because I am making a definition in the urban dictionary. ( to make a point)
by ThePenLessPoet March 26, 2011
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fridge googler

A person who searches the office refrigerator for food to eat that does not belong to him/her.
Don't leave your pizza in the fridge, or else Steve AKA the fridge googler will find it and eat it.
by Bolivion December 31, 2011
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googlehammer

Googlehammer is a sick prank site which shows a guy spinning his penis around, while the song "Right Round" is playing in the background.

You can not exit out the site, if you try it says "You've Been Dick Rolled"
For example: I was on www.meez.com talking 2 my friend, then he said go to Googlehammer.com, then i said ok. then i couldn't get out the link so i took out the battery out of my laptop for it to stop.
by Spyker44 August 21, 2009
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Googlebator

n. person who ego surfs Google for their own name; form of mental masturbation involving search engines.
"Only his search engine knew his dirty secret: he was a habitual Googlebator".
by Chandrasutra December 12, 2003
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Deep Googler

A person who "googles" not only you, but your friends, proceeds to research you through other online facets (facebook, finds your Twitter account, even manages to dig up your outdated MySpace account), and friends your friends in an over-zealous effort to awkwardly fit in.
Man, she's a Deep Googler, and as a by-product, she's my best-friend's friend now... Totally not weird at all...
by dpeeps85 October 22, 2010
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googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008
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googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008
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