Goodjaness

When you need something to say but won't take the lords name in vain!

Oh my goodjaness I got slot to do today.

by Jujuvudu September 1, 2017

Goodness

Noun.
(A) Morally permissible

She values goodness because she believes in helping those who are suffering in her community.

by NDelaunay June 7, 2020

lemon goodness

when a guy fills a condom with his ppe and when it frezzes a girl deepthroats it. the he sticks the sundae into her ass and pussy. this will make her lips start to shrink which is when he fucks her.

she was shivering last night when I gave her that lemon goodness

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Strawberry Goodness

Having sex on your period.

Girl: I had strawberry goodness with my boyfriend last night.

by Mirshee April 26, 2020

Oak-y Goodness

Oak is such a great wood, it is full of goodness

That furniture is full of Oak-y goodness

by The woodmaster March 24, 2021

Goodness

The pinching or poking of one's ticklish or tender areas; preferably the sides.

An unpleasant old woman who pinches others roughly, while saying "goodness" in a high pitched "granny" sounding voice.

by Rovrin November 10, 2008

Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021