the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days
(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country
yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch
yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch
by yeaaa August 2, 2006
the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter November 10, 2005
not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu
by gooooooooooooooch May 31, 2010
by pat hughes July 16, 2006
Gooch can be used as a positive term as well. In place of awesome, cool, good etc. ie. "That car is so gooch!"
by skimmag June 13, 2016
Gooch is a term that is used by stupid people who have learned it from the show, "Jackass." As the brilliant people on Jackass were talking about a piercing located between the testicles and anus, the moronic crew referred to it as a "Gooch." That created the obvious chain reaction of every dumb teen and frat boy thinking it was hilarious, and thus referring to it as such. Unfortunately, for these dim-witted neanderthals, it is pronounced, "GEESH" and spelled, "Guiche."
A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."
A similar example would be when someone asks, "how long did it take you to gauge that?" You cannot use, "gauge" in this way. The proper term would be, "stretch."
Idiot: "Dude, did you see that photo online? That guy had his gooch pierced."
Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."
Intelligent: "That would be a Guiche piercing. It's pronounced, 'GEESH.' 'Gee' sounds like, 'key.' God, I fucking hate you."
by ihateeverypersonever May 1, 2009
by MattyDaddy February 7, 2003