Urban Dictionary: gooch

When you take a shot, do a line, and then take a shot again

Josh did ten Gooch's one time and got really fucked up.

by Pmack April 10, 2015

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.

Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.

by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014

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Gooch

1. The area between a man's nutsack and asshole.
2. A stupid, annoying person.

1. My gooch was itchy as hell today.
Damn, my gooch is sweaty as hell.
Fuck, you kicked me right in the gooch.
That bitch licked my gooch all night long.

2. Man your such a fucking gooch!
Yeah, that faggot is such a gooch.
Why do you always have to be such a gooch?!
Shit, my mom is being so fucking goochy.

by GoochGoblin July 11, 2006

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gooch

someone who arrives at a party and eats all of the food without bringing anything himself

Don't invite Sam, he's such a gooch!

by theRealHongKong November 24, 2015

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Gooch

Word made popular by the MTV show Laguna Beach.

Meaning, Really Cool... Awesome, Great. A term for enthusiasm.

The meaning of Gooch before this one came, was that it's a certain section of a guy's anatomy.

Dude! Did you see American Idol last night? It was gooch!

by Ryan3757 January 10, 2006