Gonsoon

A weather pattern describable as “the opposite of a monsoon;” a period of killer drought; a period of time denoting a consistent weather pattern, when a particular geographical area experiences a dearth of precipitation so severe, the health and even the survival of even the most resilient native plants is threatened by lack of hydration.

“If the statewide gonsoon in Texas is not gone soon, and if the state doesn't get some hefty rains soon, the Piney Woods’ll be gone soon, too - all burned up if not all cut down and eaten by bugs first - and even all the prickly pear cactus’ll be prett’near fit for tinder.”

by bushileeger June 3, 2011

Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.

Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R

by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020

Gongoozlised

A really hot guy whom makes music for the platform spotify

Man: Hey is that gongo?
Guy:No gongo is his spotify name, that's actually gongoozlised over there
Gongoozlised from a distance: hi lol

by Budget_humper679 June 8, 2022

gongoozle

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.

I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon

by Sally September 19, 2004

gongoozle

A sexual term referencing when a male puts his genetalia in a females oral cavity after she has recently,or is in the process of, throwing up.

"duuude... that chick was crazy last night. Everything was going great until she asked me to gongoozle her. Sorry but i like my dick vomit-free."

by Duckhead96 August 3, 2013

Gonnosyphiherpeclap

The worst kind of sexually-transmitted disease you can possibly get.

It's a mixture of Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and the Clap.

Pronounced: Gone-a-sif-a-herp-a-clap

It is also customary to clap once when somebody says this

Man 1: Dude, that girl is a total slut...she freaking gave me Gonnosyphiherpeclap.

Man 2: *Claps hands once*

Man 1: What the fuck was that for?

by jewboy11505 May 5, 2009

Gongoozler

A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.

“The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus

by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020