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Golang

Go (for specificity also referred to as Golang) is a programming language started by Google and made by the open source community, specializing for cloud environments. It's used by only the most elite of programmers. Any lesser programmer, such as a Java or Python programmer might only dream of writing in such an elite language like Go. Javascript programmers cannot even begin to comprehend the beautiful capabilities that Go might offer for them, but they are merely lesser programmers, not able to hold such elite knowledge.

The only programmers that might rival Go programmers are the Real Men that program in C++. Even then, Go beats it easily in usability and power.
Person A: "Have you seen my website? I wrote it using the React framework in Javascript!"
Person B: "Yeah, I wrote a similar website in Angular using Javascript!"
Chad person C: "Pff pathetic. I have written a website using Go/Golang, integrated with the backend also written in Go. Then it can automatically be load balanced using Docker and Kubernetes, both also written in Go entirely."
Person A and B: "Oh my lord, if only we were as smart and blessed with knowledge as you are!"
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Guolong

another (new) term for "penis"
Kaufman wants a big guolong
by Anchu January 25, 2008
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Goiongomm

Just the perfect thing to say while drunk via text message.
Tonight sure was fun! I drank so much! Goiongomm!
by ADHDannyboy August 14, 2010
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Goloncholong

There is no definition

It’s everything and nothing

It’s just goloncholong
It’s called goloncholong

You’re a goloncholong

GOLONCHOLONG
by Fuxking MEOW June 30, 2019
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Goyong

Is a God that created the famous relic that killed vicious monsters that once roamed the universe, the "Divine Rapier"; and has a son named Yjae.

He is the wingman of Thor and helped him conquer and save planet earth by lending him some of his electricity.
Goyong is the definition of noble.
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Goongin

Person 1: That new guy adam
Person 2: Is a MAJOR goongin
by MajorGoongin January 17, 2011
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