Golem

plural Golim: a tool of the 2%. a person brainwashed by jewish media and jewish academia. in the US, this is at least 40% of the population.

Golem have those signs in their yard and believe everything CNN tells them.

by Hugh Lygon January 31, 2021

glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

butter golem

A fat, stout person.

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around

by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

church-goer

A person who goes to church regularly. The usage is often by people who want to cast a disparaging remark about people who attend church. Usage can be positive by rural people in the midwest.

If is funny how many church-goers one sees in the bars.

by Randy Bonjour June 19, 2006

store-goer

a person or group of people who frequently visit the Gas/Gro to stock up on food, snacks and other unnecessary items that you may need later
the store-going comes first and the adventure follows. You never know what you'll need to be ready for

conversation between wallace auden & adam about auden's shopping habits while at the gas/gro

wallace: "who can come to the gas/gro and only buy one thing?"
adam: "well, she's not from around here"
wallace: "this is true, no offense, it's just we're-"
auden: "store-goers"
adam: "exactly"

by store-goer #1 February 21, 2011

Alex Golembiewski

Form of Dick Head ass hole, who thinks he's really good at Native American game known as lacrosse. Compleatly false

I thought the Alex Golembiewski would be good on my team because of his hippy haircut, but i was wrong

by The Rich yard November 30, 2011

Goder

the god coder

Sam is the Goder!

by NotKav October 17, 2015