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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021
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OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode
by Charuzu October 30, 2019
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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
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OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021
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oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials
by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019
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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023
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