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Gobbler

A term used in the logistics/brokering field referring to people over the phone who are unclear in their speech. Typically leaning more towards people of Indian Asian descent due to their accents but a gobbler can be anyone from any descent.

Is also not a trustworthy person. Most gobblers are trying to scam or screw you over in some capacity.
*on the phone* "Hey, how are you today sir?"

"uhhhhh, you have road for today?! *car window open* *baby screaming* *loud unidentified sound*

"Yea, sorry man. I can't work with gobblers" *Hangs up the phone*
by Slayer of Gobs September 20, 2023
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gobbler

A subspecies of man whom has atleast three chins, resulting in more chins then brain cells. AKA the Gobbler
Anyone of random supervisors with multiple chins known as the gobbler
by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009
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The Gobbler

When you stick your penis between the double chin of a very fat girl.
a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.
by Dennis. help from jon & duncan January 15, 2009
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Gobbler

The act of a group of people tapping the forehead of a passed out loser with their penis'.
Usually occurs on a football trip away or a bucks weekend.

Also known as a Turkey Slap.
Oi boys, Petey's passed out, let's give him a Gobbler and tape it for his wedding video.
by Turkey Pete May 2, 2005
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The Gobbler

When titty fucking and/or receiving a blowjob from a girl you shoot your load on they're chin. The semen now dangling from her chin resembles the flap of skin hanging from a turkeys neck. Then you make a turkey sound (GOBBLE GOBBLE)
At my girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner we snuck in the back and i gave her the gobbler.
by Olly North May 23, 2014
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gobbler

when a females clitoris looks similar to that of a turkeys neck
by turkeygob October 1, 2010
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gobbler

someone who has a passion for gropping another man's ball sack and/or penis
Man, Morgan and Adam were some hardcore gobblers in physics class today!
by DevilCreeper69 June 3, 2009
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