I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

give me some lovin'

A plea from one individual to another to engage in sex.

"Come on baby, give me some lovin'"

by JohnTrenton November 10, 2007

National give your crush a hoodie day

On october 21st you go up to your crush and give them your hoodie. (if they try to give it back show them this and don't take it back)

You:Have my hoodie
Crush:no take it back
You:*shows them this* I cant its national give your crush a hoodie day

by Ihaveacrush1 October 20, 2019

I don't give a shit

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.

Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.

by Greek knight November 6, 2013

give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

by shpajz January 23, 2017

Here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu

here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

A Day that absolutely no one on this website can agree on the actual date of

It's National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day! Wait, I forget, isn't it tomorrow? I guess it doesn't really matter cause my gf is just gonna ask for it anyway

by chugga chugga choo choo February 18, 2020