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Tom Glynn

A friend but also a dickhead who likes stealing things
by claws long tail December 12, 2018
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Glennenvy

A feeling of grudging or somewhat admiring discontent aroused by the possessions, achievements, or qualities of Glenn.
Krishna: OMG there's Glenn, I think I'm in glennenvy. What remark can I make to disguise the envy I have for him and the multiple glenngasms that I'm having? Maybe I should ask glennfucious if I am worthy of being in his presence.
by sueming July 25, 2010
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Glynn Academy

A little shit made school that can't be renovated into a new school because it allegedly has a title for the 3rd oldest school in the country. The teachers are unprofessional. There are kids known as "dirt kids" that wear camo to school and dip in the bathroom between classes during the 5 minute break. The preppy "cool" kids are either smoking weed or snorting blow. Most of the attractive girls are sluts and hook up with everyone so it's easy to get your dick sucked if you're a male.. If you want your high school diploma from Glynn Academy, just make sure you attend the first day of school your senior year so you're registered and you no longer have to attend each day.
"Dude are you trying to leave Glynn Academy in my new Audi to go do a couple lines and go to soccer practice?"- connor
by abcdefg09876 September 12, 2015
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going Glinner

Going Glinner means to piss it all up the wall for ALL the wrong reasons.

Named after the former TV personality Graham Linehan (who goes by the online moniker "Glinner"), whose wife divorced him and took the kids and house because of his descent into unhinged transphobic rants, and who had a musical production canceled because he doubled down on it all. Instead of realizing that maybe he'd gone a little too far and lost a little too much, he instead exemplifies all the negative connotations of "in for a penny, in for a pound" and continues to dig in and ratchet up the hateful nonsense.

Everyone makes mistakes. People occasionally double down on them. But until you've literally destroyed your career and your family and still refuse to own all your mistakes, you aren't going Glinner.
Ye is on the cusp of going Glinner as he devolves into anti-Semitic nonsense and has gotten (allegedly) over $1 billion worth of contracts canceled, but time will tell whether he continues on this path and goes full Glinner, or if he backs off the hateful rhetoric to salvage his career and name.
by SanePeopleOfTheWorld January 30, 2023
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Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.
Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !
by Zoltaris November 30, 2011
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Glynn Academy 2011'

Wow, Congratulations Glynn Academy Class of 2011, you have truly accomplished nothing. You have graduated from a watered down pathetic excuse for a high school that a few years back almost was almost unable to give accreditation. Now besides select few, most of the graduates will do nothing with your life besides go to a small easy to get into college such as College of Coastal Georgia. Yes, I know college is expensive and hard to pay for, but there is something called student loans and scholarships! Imagine that! But no, way too complicated for a 2011 Glynn Academy Student. As the author of the "Brunswick" definition I wish the few successful people luck and I hope you never return. Move on! As nice as Sea Island is, we are still in South FUCKING Georgia. Too all the partygoers who think they are better than everyone else because their daddy has a nice boat and they whip a $30,000 vehicle...you will still be stupid, and your glory days are over. Even though you may think all the crazy parties are in Glynn County, you are sadly mistaken. Hope your glory days were nice.
Get Naked Glynn Academy 2011' cause we are too stupid to do anything else!
by long4years December 11, 2011
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glenned

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.
I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.
by boldaddy May 1, 2009
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