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genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
genital birds by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Genital Vicinity 

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
Genital Vicinity by Hydrated May 15, 2010
A type of game (similar to tag) which involves "tagging" the other players genitals. Once your genital has been tagged, you are now it.
John: Hey wanna play genitag?
Jacob: Sure how do you play?
John: I tagged your dick. You're it.
genitag by lebrun May 17, 2014

Genital Spasm 

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.
Genital Spasm by DasWonton September 18, 2018

Genitalianphobia 

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
“Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”

Crocodile Genitals 

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.
Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.