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genital milking
The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.
genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015
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Genital Mate
The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
Genital Mate by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016
Genital Jamboree
Genital Jamboree by Kaiser_Garuta July 8, 2014
Genital-men
Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.
Female: Oh, what I gentleman!
Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.
Female: Oh, what I gentleman!
Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Genital-men by sean_23 December 26, 2010
Genital To Genital Friction
When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, or when a man and a man rub penises together or two women engage in scissoring. It is only when two genitals touch and rub against each other.
Jessica: "Damn, me and Chloe were having some hot genital to genital friction last night."
Emma: "Wow really? Scissoring?!"
Jessica: "Hell yeah!"
Emma: "Wow really? Scissoring?!"
Jessica: "Hell yeah!"
Genital To Genital Friction by SexuallySexySex March 26, 2011
Genitalsies
Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.