Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up

"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"

by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008

Giles

A ginger with confidence that bullshits so much you believe it he can sell you any thing. He can sell ice to an Eskimo.
will always ask you to follow his Instagram.

Giles just stole my girl.

by i dont care ok March 19, 2019

Gileanne

Someone who doesn't know how to spell Jillian. :)
Also one of the best, sweetest, cutest girls ever. Amazing to be around and get to know, extremely fun, seriously lovable, constantly denies she's cute but is incredibly adorable.
Very special, although will divorce you multiple times over only to run back to you. Hella slutty, but in a good way. Very hard to offend but easy to piss off.

Alex: Hey have you seen where Gileanne went?
Lee: She's probably chasing Ahmed again

by OkayNo738 September 5, 2020

Gilesy as

To be that charged up & or high, to a point of no return.

Man I just ate 4 of those diors I’m feeling Gilesy as

by Uncle Fiddley March 8, 2023

giles

giles is the best he never will let you down

giles im here

by stevenbaps68 August 1, 2022

Giles

To mumble incoherently but with intention to be heard, sometimes with head turned away from the listener.

What? Stop gilesing, enunciate. I don't understand anything you just said.

by phousedj March 20, 2009

giles

a really good looking, funny guy who has the best girlfriend EVER. he can always make you laugh and he has adorable dimples. he can be a nerd because he watches the history channel but hes a closet nerd so dont worry. he always lets his girlfriend win and she thinks thats stupid. but he can do the worm, has brown eyes, has abs and muscles like crazy!, gets tan easy, sucks at 4-square, and he loves his mom haha. ok bye!

you're such a giles!

by h4nn4histhebombbbb November 22, 2011