mr. garrison

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Martin Garrix

Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.

You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.

Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.

EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*

Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!

EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?

Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.

EDM fan: Amen!

by cotte96 February 13, 2014

A Garrick

A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.

Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."

Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."

"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"

by tu and sn October 2, 2011

Gerbil Pig

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)

Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!

by JChappy2 July 12, 2014

A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.

Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"

by Wolfany May 17, 2017

Garried

The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.

Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.

by asandahl January 12, 2012

gerrika

A girl that doesn't care what others think about her. Always loves others, and has tons of friends. Is very pretty, even though she doesn't know it.

Guy #1: Look at her she is H-O-T-T Hot!
Guy #2: I know and by the way HER name is Gerrika. And she's all mine.

by Nobody is my name October 22, 2013