Glassing

A term used in hunting when the hunter surveys large areas of land using a monocular or pair of binoculars, etc.

Brad and I were glassing all day yesterday and didn’t see a damn thing!

by Synthestamime January 2, 2020

greasing the bishop

To masturbate

Johnny's mom walked in on him while he was greasing the bishop.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

geralding

The ash build-up on a blunt or joint.

Ash that shit, it's geralding like a motherfucker.

by Federal Inmate Number 19225004 February 18, 2008

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

gassing laugh

The act of laughing so hard that you pass gas, which generally results in more laughing.

We laughed at the joke, but Mike was the only one who had a gassing laugh.

by DR WILY February 3, 2010

gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.

That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it

by willybeamer April 27, 2011