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genshin impact cult

the new christmas genshin impact cult will give u followers

not a toxic cult!!
“Yooo I just joined the christmas genshin impact cult and i gained 200 followers!

genshin impact 

a game that turns you into a league of legends player
"hey wanna play genshin impact"
"you can genshin impact deez nuts"
genshin impact by SUGONESE YEEZYS January 4, 2022

Genshin Impact 

My crippling gambling addiction in which I spend real life money for in game currency called "primogems" to collect sexy anime characters who do nothing for my life other than the fact I get to look at them
goddammit i spent more money on genshin impact just to lose my 50/50 to this FUCKING QIQI asdfghjkldhdjhdjshgkjhfasdkf;

average genshin impact fan 

A person that plays genshin impact and has a gambling addiction
Person 1: hello do u play genshin impact
Person 2: yeah im the average genshin impact fan

Please forgive me i made this while being tired

The Genshin Impact 

The impact on various mobile or gatcha games caused by a mass exodus of the player base to a new, higher quality, mobile or gatcha game.
Person 1: Please check in, the The Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross community is dying due to lack of players.
Person 2: That's The Genshin Impact. Nobody has time for other games.

Hop on genshin impact

A request to have hardcore gay orgy sex using aloe vera oil and menthol as lubricant. Must have 3 males jacking off while watching and 5 sets of males in the missionary position, totaling to 13 men.
Person A:"Hey Ronny, wanna Hop on genshin impact?"
Person B:"You nasty slut, you know me so well!"