geetar

Geetar as in geetar.com is cool. A kind of onomatopoeic way of saying the conventional 'Gui-tar'. Often used in southern states of the U.S through the local dialect, guitar pickers soon picked up on this accented 'Gee'. As an addition to the conventional explanation, the word 'Geet' is also a Hindu word for 'music and creativity' which, in my mind, makes saying 'Geetar' just that little bit more cooler than just 'Guitar'.

I just found an awesome site called www.geetar.com with a free e-book to download.

" Paw, git my Geetar down from the shelf. I feel a heap o' fine pickin' about to happenin' "

by The Geetar Man January 18, 2010

GeezerBird

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008

diamond geezer

a legendary hero

cheers mate your a diamond geezer

by angelus August 14, 2003

old geezer

An elderly person that is usaually very old.

Oh my, that man and women are old geezer's.

by Sica22 November 3, 2005

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

geezer teef

What do you think of that?

Harrison: Geezer teef, what do you think of that?

no reply

by Geezer Teefies August 20, 2018

alt.geezer

n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.

Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.

User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.

Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.

by Usenut May 1, 2005