mayonaise gargler

Somebody who is a homo.

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!

by CordsCords November 24, 2006

ball gargler

Someone who can suck on your balls while performing fellatio on you.

That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.

by solder July 29, 2011

Jolly Gargler

Gay ass butt fucking dudes who enjoy the feeling and taste of garlging a fresh, warm load.

That Lil Bow wow guy, wat a jolly gargler.

by Timmay is the man February 16, 2007

Cock gargler

Someone who gargles dicks for a living

Mom I wanna go to college to be a cock gargler!!!!!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

Turd-gargler

1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.

2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.

1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!

2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?

by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009

Stink Finger Gargler

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.

Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025