Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

Gardening

Plowing a ho

I'm going to do some gardening tonight

by Koltgemini February 10, 2019

Gardening Eden

getting down and dirty

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.

by andres u March 4, 2009

GAGENING

When someone who is socially awkward doesn't know what to say when being spoken to or being asked simple questions, they decide to stay completely silent the entire time (aka “gagening”). Usually occurs in group meeting, business calls, and friendly gatherings.

Person 1: Hey man, how much is that cup of coffee?
Person 2: “gagening”
Person 1: uh...hello?

by L Nryh Qdmhnlh July 24, 2019

Glarfendingaling

Trying to do important but putting no real effort into it but other people may think you are.
Ie, I was cleaning the refuse around my house.

I/he was glarfendingaling around m/his house with the appearance of cleaning my/his-her house.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016