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gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant
I looked up at the slutty gargantuant
by Xhira May 16, 2015
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Gargantillow

A massive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. The pillow is massive and amazing. It dwindles the effectiveness of any man's cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. Often loved by preggos.
I don't need a man, I've got a gargantillow!
by TalkStory July 20, 2010
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Gargantu-Queer

An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.
Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.
by We.Like.Vaginas December 28, 2011
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gargantuan

One who is larger than they should be.
Having exessive body mass.
OMG look at that gargantuan over there, she could eat you in one bite.
by Rick Swank September 5, 2005
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gargantuan shaquille

Big shaq, upgrade, big mac, upgrade large shaquillie, upgrade GARGANTUAN SHAQUILLE
by Knoxi Boi January 2, 2018
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gnargantuan

Any thing that is rad and epic in size.
Yo man check out those nasty gnargantuan gnarbags on that grandma!
by mkehok10 February 25, 2011
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gargantufuck

Unnecessarily large truck driven by someone who lives in a city, works in an office and never takes it off-road or hauls anything.
Jim works at a Starbucks and lives in an apartment in the city, so why the hell does he commute and run errands in that gas guzzling gargantufuck truck of his? He's constantly complaining about how hard it is to park and he looks like a total douche in it.
by drmoreau January 11, 2013
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