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ganglemonster 

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.
Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!
ganglemonster by footsockboy January 11, 2008
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Urban game invented in Cheltanham, Australia. 2 Players face off against each other using nothing more than a plastic ruler and common stapler. The object of the game is to prevent blood from being drawn. You may use your ruler to defend your arms. Face shots, whilst allowed, are frowned upon. First to embed 3 complete staples in your opponents arms (or face, but frowned upon), wins. Crotch shots explicity "out of bounds".

Commonwealth Games have been petitioned to be included in the 2008 Commonwealth Games.
Craig asks, "JP, wanna game of gamale? I'll give you one staple head start..."

"Challenge accepted", says JP
Gamale by Craig McCormack November 28, 2006

Gangle Monster 

1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly
Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.
Gangle Monster by THE gangle monster September 30, 2009
Beautiful, kind hearted and an amazing friend. She can be the nicest person you will ever meet. She can be very bi-polar with her friends. But if you have the chance to get to know one, friend her immediately because it is an amazing opportunity to make a friend that you will have for a lifetime.
Girl 1: “ Did you hear about how Ganaie was mad at girl 3?”
Girl 4: “ Just give it a day and they will be back to normal.”
Ganaie by Risscaris November 25, 2018
A portmanteau of "gay" and "anal"; derived from the word "Orthogonal"
Bro 1: "Dude do you wanna have ganal tonight?"
Bro 2: "Nah bro that's gay"
Ganal by dictatorblack May 23, 2019
Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
Gangles by BOWK September 20, 2021