Ed gamble

“Ed Gamble” is new Cockney rhyming slang for “Ramble”. As in to go on a tangent about something.

“Grace can really Ed gamble on about that new tv show”

by CodeGrack November 12, 2021

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 4, 2017

Sutcliffe's Gamble

The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.

Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.

by Dan Sutcliffe February 23, 2011

Amber Gamble

The act of not stopping your car for an amber light that will inevitably change to red by the time you reach it.

traffic light:amber

-car drives through-

passenger: woah! dude! amber gamble!

by BenHouse July 2, 2008

gambled and lost

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."

Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.

by Jaker July 16, 2008

gamble gas

When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!

I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.

You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!

by Darny December 29, 2005

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014