fut champs

aids, makes you want to die in a hole

Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend

by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

nucking futs

an improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Man that guy that got hit in the head with a baseball bat was nucking futs.

by Chris Arsena September 4, 2003

Fut Champs

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.

Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs

by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022

nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."

You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!

by Beef Brady February 3, 2003

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

nucking futs

A spoonerism and euphemism for "fucking nuts" where the 1st letters of each word are switched.

No I won't type an example, that's nucking futs.

by Chris Manley April 18, 2016

knucken futs

Twisted way to say Fucking Nuts. Can be used to describe funny as well as psychotic crazy.

That bitch isn't just crazy, shes knucken futs!

Ive never laughed so hard, that dude is knucken futs!

by UKSweetness March 1, 2008