frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

by iParatrooper February 25, 2011

seshually frustrated

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.

Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.

by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016

Mouthually Frustrated

when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside

Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022

flustrated

Flustration is wrongly spelled Frustration.

This mistake possible came from the attempt to join words frustrated and flustered which is senseless.

See other translations.
(Note: they are wrong.)

`Neil: Oh shit, I've become flustrated cauz Sarah wont go out with me.` -- Who the f**k is Neil?

by QwertyCZ March 6, 2013

frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Fuckstrated

When you are frustrated because you have not had sex for a long period of time.

"Girl, its been almost six months since I got some dick, I am so fuckstrated"

by J. Dot December 9, 2006