Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

Fucktardation by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007

Fucktardicle 

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

Fucktardicle by Glitchi February 5, 2010

fucktardcontest 

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.

Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest

fucktardcontest by Dave the man June 30, 2008

Fucktardistan 

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!

THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.

Fucktardistan by pharquad January 6, 2017

team killing fucktard 

One who kills (either accidentally or purposefully) a member of his or her own team. Someone who should be killed themself. often used after a lasertag game with friends, during a counterstrike or halo game, or any of the other FPS or gun-related team games.

Damnit, you team killing fucktard, Watch where you're shooting!

You fucking killed me, Team Killing Fucktard!

team killing fucktard by Aadon Gondahlvor February 10, 2004

cockbiting fucktard 

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.

This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.

fucktardism by xdauser June 3, 2015