Total Fucking Shit Storm 

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

Total Fucking Shit Storm by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

Big Fucking Shit

To take a big fucking shit, or to see a big fucking shit, when a human or non-human takes such an enormous shit that it is commonly called a big fucking shit

Jessica: OMG, that is one big fucking shit
Casey: Man i didn't know i could get them that big

Big Fucking Shit by BFS Creator January 18, 2009

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

your friends fucks you over for the last time so you are fucking done with his shit

im sick of your fucking shit cunt

im sick of your fucking shit cunt by Rrrssvhj July 27, 2020

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE 

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE by Erple October 20, 2019

FuckingShitHole 

When you are very fucking angry and you want to fucking scream fuck my life kill me now

Sam: I want to kill myself
Rose: FuckingShitHole

FuckingShitHole by TheonegayBibba June 4, 2018

Fucking shit 

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

Fucking shit by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023