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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

I'm not fucking with you 

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

mother fucking prick with a small cock 

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis
Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire 

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self
Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

Fucking around with sharks 

get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.
sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks