Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.
“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
by JoeBeenTired May 17, 2021
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Get the fuckpot mug.An exclaimatory phrase used to convey frustration or displeasure. Usually preceeds the declairation of the cause of the displeasure.
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Get the Fuckoothie mug.used only in the extremest of conditions. Usually drunk or high when using this most hanous of words. also can be used after punching yourself in the head, really really hard. Must be said rapidly and in one or two syllibles, and can be the only word in that particular sentence.
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Get the fuckgoddammit mug.1. (Heterosexual term) A man who can please any woman sexually like a God. He dose this by satisfying her wants and needs sexually anywhere possible i.e (Smooth attitude, Having muscles that show a badass physic, long dick, great with tits, A + pussy eater, excellent tongue game, elite fingerer, incubus eyes, cum control, and can still fuck like a machine after cumming multiple times in her vagina or on her body)
2. (Homosexual term) A man who can please any guy sexually like a God during sex. Like the Heterosexual term above, he dose this by fulfilling their sexual needs anywhere possible i.e (Smooth attitude, Having muscles that show a badass physic, great with pecks, long dick, A + deep throater, excellent tongue game, elite fingerer, incubus eyes, cum control, and can still fuck like a machine after cumming multiple times inside a man's ass or on a man)
3. They are synonymous with a seasoned pornstar because of their looks and amazing talent.
2. (Homosexual term) A man who can please any guy sexually like a God during sex. Like the Heterosexual term above, he dose this by fulfilling their sexual needs anywhere possible i.e (Smooth attitude, Having muscles that show a badass physic, great with pecks, long dick, A + deep throater, excellent tongue game, elite fingerer, incubus eyes, cum control, and can still fuck like a machine after cumming multiple times inside a man's ass or on a man)
3. They are synonymous with a seasoned pornstar because of their looks and amazing talent.
Amy: So how good is your ex-boyfriend?
Shay: He was a Fuckgod, everyday was a turn on, there was never turn off.
Shay: Still see him frequently like a fuckfriend though.
Jack: So Tomas how good in bed are you?
Tomas: (nonchalantly) My ex-boyfriend classified me as a Fuckgod.
Tomas: If you want. I can back up my words with my legendary techniques at your place.
Jasmine: You look like a pornstar. Are you one?
Blake: Naa, I just train at the gym and meet lots of cute girls.
Jasmine: (Looks lustfully) Is that all you are?
Blake: I'm also a Fuckgod, I earned this title from all my ex-girlfriends.
Blake: My car is in the parking lot. Girl can drive you to your house and I can prove what a legend I am.
Jasmine: Boy you better get that car here and now!!!
Shay: He was a Fuckgod, everyday was a turn on, there was never turn off.
Shay: Still see him frequently like a fuckfriend though.
Jack: So Tomas how good in bed are you?
Tomas: (nonchalantly) My ex-boyfriend classified me as a Fuckgod.
Tomas: If you want. I can back up my words with my legendary techniques at your place.
Jasmine: You look like a pornstar. Are you one?
Blake: Naa, I just train at the gym and meet lots of cute girls.
Jasmine: (Looks lustfully) Is that all you are?
Blake: I'm also a Fuckgod, I earned this title from all my ex-girlfriends.
Blake: My car is in the parking lot. Girl can drive you to your house and I can prove what a legend I am.
Jasmine: Boy you better get that car here and now!!!
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